Test Drive Meme

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Throne of Shadows
TEST DRIVE MEME!!!

New to Throne of Shadows? Long time player thinking of apping a new character? Welcome to our test drive meme! Experiment with active and potential muses! Here is a place where you can test out characters for the setting and accrue samples for your applications! Roll on the scenarios provided below, or come up with your own!

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You are...

1. In the Serpent's Head (aka the pub)
2. In the candidate house kitchen
3. At a city-wide parade!
4. In the bathroom
5. Your bedroom
6. Someone else’s bedroom

You’re feeling...

1. Inexplicably happy
2. Like you could fall asleep at any moment
3. Angry enough to punch someone
4. Nostalgic or sentimental
5. Like someone stabbed you—oh, hey, they did, fancy that
6. Seriously horny. Must be something in the water.

Somewhat unusually...

1. There is a fight breaking out nearby
2. You are naked
3. You suddenly cannot verbally communicate
4. There’s a lot of alcohol/drugs here!
5. There is a box of adorable kittens here
6. There is a dead body on the floor

Comments

That's okay, then.

[hung_garian]

Well, she is Russian. Can't blame him.

[Hrm. Dean and Cas. Coincidence?]

Winchester? Or Martin?

It probably smelled...

[diana_abel]

Winchester.

Dude, I'm telling you. We've met.

[Thoughtful pause.]

It would be really cool if we had Dean Martin here.

He'll have to get the coat cleaned.

[hung_garian]

By which you mean Dean is so hopelessly head-over-heels for me he's been telling you all stories about how cool I am. And handsome and funny and smart. I know, I know. He has a problem.

Angelic dry cleaning!

[diana_abel]

Actually, he's never mentioned you.

[hung_garian]

Wow. He must be ill. Sure it's the same guy?

[diana_abel]

We have history.

[hung_garian]

Violent or sexy?

[Neither would be a surprise.]

[diana_abel]

Um...ew. God no.

[hung_garian]

[...so, neither. That is a surprise.]

How, then? Those're the usual ways. Don't tell me he's joined a crochet club.

[diana_abel]

I...

[She frowns, little a little troubled.]

Actually, I'm not sure how I know him. He says my memory is like Swiss cheese. Guess it's true.

[hung_garian]

Honey, no offence, but it sounds to me like your whole mind is Swiss cheese.

[diana_abel]

I've heard worse.

[hung_garian]

From a psychiatrist?

[diana_abel]

No. Mostly from my sister.

[hung_garian]

Well, siblings are like that. They can be really vicious little things sometimes.

[diana_abel]

You would know.

[hung_garian]

...yes. I would.

[And how did she know that? Lucky guess, perhaps. Or maybe there was actually something to her claim that she knew him -- or of him, at least.]

[diana_abel]

No offense, but your brother is a dick.

[Not specifying which one, of course. She has issues with a couple of them.

Doesn't matter, though. She's already moved one, grabbing Gabriel's hands and pulling him with her.]

Dance with me!

[hung_garian]

Well, yeah, but--

[what.

what is going on.

what is even his life.]

I'm not dancing with you.

[He pulls his hands out of hers, and sticks them resolutely in his jacket pockets.]

Seriously, I don't care if he's with his girlfriend, I don't care if he's with the Queen of friggin' France, we're gonna go find your carer, mmkay?

[diana_abel]

Yeah, word of advice? Never interrupt Ben Braeden mid-orgasm. He gets cranky.

[hung_garian]

I wasn't planning on it.

[diana_abel]

Great! So we can spend more time together!

[hung_garian]

Nooooo, that's not what I said.

[diana_abel]

C'mon, Gabe. You used to like me before. You once asked me to marry you.

[hung_garian]

[So she does know who he is. Great.]

Honey, ask anyone who knows me, marriage is the last thing I'd ever ask. Wouldn't wanna put anyone through an ordeal like commitment.

[But the rest of what she knows, that's worrying.]

So where is it you think you know me from, exactly?