Goddess Plot

[shadowmods]

The problem with having libraries full of books from all over the world is that you can’t be sure what information is contained within them. It’s even harder when the building shifts around and you can’t always keep track of how many libraries there even are.

Enter our latest plot.

One of the books in the libraries is entitled You are the Goddess. It is a beautiful book, bound in leather with gold leafing and intricate hand drawn illustrations.

The idea presented in the book is that all women are part of the goddess. Each goddess has her own garden where their strength and beauty and individuality grow. But then the men (the “fire bringers”) try to enter a goddess’ garden. If they’re allowed to do so, they’ll begin setting the garden ablaze.

All nice and symbolic and metaphorical and gender stereotyping, right? Except the book is also enchanted. When a woman reads it, she will then feel the urge to pass it on to other women, encouraging them to also read through it with fanatical praise (basically preteen girls first discovering Twilight). On and on it goes. The more women who read it, the stronger the spell is.

The first person reads it, and it seems like a good point. A few more people read it and they begin to snap at men and quote the book a lot. A few more and the women are warrior goddess, shutting themselves away and trying to attack any men who come close.

If a guy can get a hold of the book, the key to the spell is clear. A kiss is all you need to lift the spell. The problem? How do you get close enough to kiss one of them?

A few notes:

1. This is open to anyone who wants to play. You don’t have to, though! Your character can happily avoid the whole fiasco.
2. This is not related to metaplot. It’s just for funsies.
3. If your character identifies as female and reads the book, the spell will affect them. If they identify as male, the spell will not.
4. The kiss does not have to come from someone your character loves or even knows. Just someone who isn’t affected. Feel free to mack on a stranger for the sake of breaking her free from the spell (with mun permission, of course).
5. The mods obviously do not endorse any ideas presented within this plot. It’s just for funsies.


The currently proposed timeline is as follows:

Day 131 (starting April 23): The book is discovered and begins to get passed around.
Day 132 (starting April 26): The women begin to get snappish and are distancing themselves from the menfolk.
Day 133 (starting April 29): The women are basically Amazonian warriors.

Feel free to use this spot to ask questions, volunteer to be the first person to find the book, or just plot stuff out!

Comments

Plotting

[shadowmods]

Kally's Girls

[advancedbosoms]

Cordelia and Pepper will both be affected.

The key difference being that Cordy actually knows how to fight. Both are available for plotting on Day 130/131 and kissage. Cordy is also available for some fighting on Day 132 and to get her kissed, you're going to need to be able to actually defeated.

Re: Kally's Girls

[idolstolemylook]

I like the idea of Spike being defeated by Cordelia, and then kissing her. What? That's like, a thing with him. (But I know she's got men everywhere.)

Totally up for Pepper and Tony snarking at each other.

[notmeantforthis]

Samantha is totally going to be affected. Fair warning menfolk, she's surprisingly better in a fight than she appears. Be ready to defend and seriously for the love of god learn some sweet restraining moves before you try to kiss her or she'' kick your butt all over again.

[idolstolemylook]

Sam will not try to kiss Samantha.

But it might be fun if they fought!

[huge_egomd]

I wasn't really planning to have House kissing anyone but I have to admit, I like the idea of him at least trying to kiss Sam if only because Dean would hate it if he found out.

Diana and Garmay

[diana_abel]

Diana and Garmay will both be hit by the spell.

Diana is extremely good with a sword and she has vampire powers. She'll also be decidedly more careless about biting menfolk. And as many of you are aware, her bite does cause an orgasmic side-effect. I really want her to fight with some of the boys. And obviously, someone needs to get kissy-face with her so she can deal with ALL THE GUILT later.

Garmay is a ninety pound waif Hylian. She's decent with a quarterstaff, but on the whole, not much of a fighter. She can light someone on fire, but it's not terribly impressive. More like throwing a match at someone than a blazing inferno. She'll be easy to take down. Kissing her will definitely open up doors for future CR since she doesn't know a lot of people and ain't much for kissing in general.

[dublinbrogue]

I VOLUNTEER TO BE TRIBUTE!

[hypospraying]

Putting all my ladies into this!

Chell will take to this like a duck to water and will fight any guy who she even sees. One the last day she needs kissed, but the guy won't get to her easily and even after he kisses her, there's a high chance she'll punch or shove him for kissing her, spell broken or not.

Christine already doesn't trust any of you tricky people, so this will only change in regards to her fellow goddesses. They'll be like sisters, and no menfolk are allowed in their garden! She'll fight guys with whatever she can find, including her bare fists and long kicking legs, and when taken down with a kiss, I'd prefer it to be someone she knows somewhat well.

Ruby is available for anyone who wants their male character absolutely wrecked (and not in the fun way). She has werewolf speed, strength, and sense of hearing and smell. Basically, she will hear or sniff out your guy, chase him down, and throw him into walls for fun while shouting about how men ruin everything. IDK how anyone's going to sneak in a kiss with all that, but good luck! She'll be very apologetic afterwards and bring flowers to your character's bedside while he's in traction.

[idolstolemylook]

Man, I'm up for any of this. :D

Blaine Anderson

[mediumdrip]

Blaine is open to being snapped at by the female folk! I also think it would be hilarious if he kissed someone, but that's because I like making things awkward for him.

Hey, at least there's no mistake of him thinking the kiss should be mean more?

[hypospraying]

Aw man, Blaine's got such a little innocent face that I'd feel bad if my characters snapped at him!

(Of course this does not stop me from offering.)

First guy to find the book...???

[huge_egomd]

House is available for use as a punching bag. He might not even notice there's something wrong at first given most people want to punch him under normal circumstance ;p

ETA I volunteer House to be the one to find the book and figure out the cure...at which point he'll tell everyone else how to go fix the problem while he finds someplace safe to hide

[hypospraying]

Heeeey, House. Remember when you tried to steal Christine's underwear? You've made her paranoid you'll try again. And a paranoid Christine tends to lash out...

Re: Plotting

[ishouldcarewhyexactly]

Mary will be affected only if another woman is really pushy with the book. In other words, please someone decide to be pushy with Mary. :)

As for someone to rescue her, it would probably need to be someone relatively talented at getting around traps or sneaking around. You'd be up against a US Marshal after all.

Re: Plotting

[freebitchbaby]

Gaila, Glinda and Pasha are all going to be affected.

Gaila is the most dangerous. On Orion slavegirls are known as 'animal women' and known for being downright vicious. When her 'goddessness' is released she will be vicious and unrelenting and unafraid to hurt anyone who comes near her.

Glinda is obviously dangerous because of her magic. She will lash out with magic and make a big fuss out of every man in her path. She also has her wooden staff that she's rather adept at using to whack people. She's also fond of tackling people.

Pasha's the least physically threatening but the most likely to actively go out and try to fight males and set traps to capture them for her fellow Amazons. She's tiny and good at hiding so good luck trying to find her to kiss her >:| IF YOU DARE.

The three of them might well be ganging up for three times the fun.

Re: Plotting

[idolstolemylook]

I'd love for Glinda and Spike to continue their weird CR.

And god knows what would happen to Sam if Pasha found him...

[hypospraying]

Being that Ruby is a great tracker/hunter, I think she might know how to set traps too. Shall she and Pasha team up?

Re: Plotting

[littlest_gilbert]

Ben will eventually figure out how to get close enough to Pasha to kiss her free.

He wants his 1/3 of control in the relationship back. And sex.

Plotting

[mini_dean]

I highly doubt Ben is going to make it out of this unscathed. Please line up now for opportunities to give him reasons to never trust women again

[diana_abel]

Not gonna lie. Kinda want a Diana/Ben battle royale.

Re: Plotting

[punchedaklingon]

He's pretty much going to get kicked out of bed the first night and all but baracaded out for the next two days.

Or, he could get caught in one of Pasha's traps.

Sorry Ben.

Zoey

[cordelisse]

Still trying to figure out if Zoey's going to be affected. She probably will be, though.

If she is... well, Zoey can be vicious if she feels it's called for. And she's a damn good fighter, at least with a weapon. Which she has, and can improvise if needed. Have fun trying to get close enough to her to kiss her and break the spell!

[tenuefarfalla]

If someone would give Cho the book, she'll be involved. Anybody got a character who would think this is a good idea?

I only have menfolk

[idolstolemylook]

But they're all available for being snapped at and kissage.

That's Spike, Tony and Sam, for those of you who've forgotten me 'round these parts.

Edit: Sam is going to be taken prisoner by Pasha. If anyone's interested.