texts from last night.

[dublinbrogue]

The texts from last night.

What the hell happened last night? I don't know and I don't think you do either.

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three ➝ You can make them up or string together some actual TFLNs.
four ➝ Always drink responsibly. In the future, of course.


What the hell happened last night? I don't know and I don't think you do either.

Comments

[capt_forehead]

I think we should renegotiate this treaty.

[capt_forehead]

Not when you wake up in nothing but a speedo.

[ka_mai]

I'd hope everyone does, lest life would be sad indeed.

[huge_egomd]

Special apparati...for blowjobs?

[ka_mai]

What's that? Some kind of funny hat?

[to_this_end]

In a weightless environment. Special suits, attachments, all of it. And oral sex wouldn't be feasible anyway.

[capt_forehead]

Unflattering rubber underwear.

[ka_mai]

...drawers made out of rubber? I don't ken....

[huge_egomd]

What have you been smoking? And if you haven't, you should start.

Look, there might have to be some adjustments made--I do like the idea of 'attachments' btw--but it's not impossible.

[to_this_end]

Cigarettes by the pack full. I don't think there are any desperate college students around, peddling anything else.

They've done studies on this. Attempts have been made. I'm sorry, but the very laws of nature refute you. You will never receive oral sex in a weightless environment.

[eclipse_of_time]

Pants are such a silly garment, anyway. Why does anyone bother with them?

[huge_egomd]

That explains a lot. Nicotine's a vasoconstrictor, you know. You're probably not getting enough bloodflow to get it up. A blowjob's probably out of the question.


The laws of nature have never stopped me before.

[to_this_end]

While I appreciate your concern, I assure you I have no trouble in that department.

The laws of nature stop everyone, eventually.

[huge_egomd]

And I assure you your assurances are meaningless.

Probably, but until that eventuality, I intend to have fun. Naked. In space.

[to_this_end]

There is absolutely nothing stopping you from being naked in space.

Assuming you're on a pressurized craft.

[huge_egomd]

Well, I wasn't planning to go spacewalking in the all-together. That would just be stupid.

[huge_egomd]

Beats me. I mean, I can think of a few situations in which pants would be a good thing but otherwise, a little fresh air and sunshine would do a body good.

[eclipse_of_time]

Precisely! More men should wear kilts, I think.

[ishouldcarewhyexactly]

It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.

[dublinbrogue]

So what your sayin' is its impossible anyway?

[ishouldcarewhyexactly]

You really shouldn't be saying that to one.

[Sort of at least.]

[ishouldcarewhyexactly]

I really prefer the kind that's in my pants.

[dublinbrogue]

I would have to agree, those tend to be the best parties. Generally those have a VIP list and I'm a bit low rent to make the cut.

[to_this_end]

Near enough, yes. With our current level of technology. Special suits and attachments are required for even the most basic of sexual contact.

[capt_forehead]

Does it offer redemption?