texts from last night.

[dublinbrogue]

The texts from last night.

What the hell happened last night? I don't know and I don't think you do either.

one ➝ Make threads with your characters. Leave it blank or comment with a TFLN.
two ➝ Stuff happens. AKA people respond to you.
three ➝ You can make them up or string together some actual TFLNs.
four ➝ Always drink responsibly. In the future, of course.


What the hell happened last night? I don't know and I don't think you do either.

Comments

Pasha

[punchedaklingon]

There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.

Today is not that day.

Diana

[diana_abel]

Anyone seen a pair of handcuffs, a can of Cool Whip, or a trenchcoat lying around?

Gaila

[freebitchbaby]

I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later.

[unflagging]

(702): I was very proud of myself last night. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.

[to_this_end]

How in the world did we start talking about blow jobs in space?

[dublinbrogue]

I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.

[nott_caine]

(307): Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.

[ka_mai]

Why am I wearing a dog collar?

House

[huge_egomd]

(289) Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pantsless. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.

Glinda

[itwasrhetorical]

How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do, what to do?

Mary

[ishouldcarewhyexactly]

You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.

Angel

[capt_forehead]

I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame

[eclipse_of_time]

Due to concerns over safety, the theme of 'Naked Fondue and Chocolate Fountain Party' has now been changed to 'Naked Fondue and Chocolate Fountain Party With Optional Apron'. Please b.y.o.apron. Prizes for most creative apron!

Ben

[mini_dean]

(443): you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.

[advancedbosoms]

(973) He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could

because seriously how could I not use this one?

[girl_friday]

(704) He just kept saying "Come on Iron Man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time...