texts from last night.

[dublinbrogue]

The texts from last night.

What the hell happened last night? I don't know and I don't think you do either.

one ➝ Make threads with your characters. Leave it blank or comment with a TFLN.
two ➝ Stuff happens. AKA people respond to you.
three ➝ You can make them up or string together some actual TFLNs.
four ➝ Always drink responsibly. In the future, of course.


What the hell happened last night? I don't know and I don't think you do either.

Comments

Pasha

[punchedaklingon]

There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.

Today is not that day.

Diana

[diana_abel]

Anyone seen a pair of handcuffs, a can of Cool Whip, or a trenchcoat lying around?

Diana

[dublinbrogue]

This best not have anything to do with the pile o' ashes I found.

Gaila

[freebitchbaby]

I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later.

[unflagging]

(702): I was very proud of myself last night. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.

[to_this_end]

How in the world did we start talking about blow jobs in space?

[dublinbrogue]

I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.

[nott_caine]

(307): Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.

[ka_mai]

Why am I wearing a dog collar?

House

[huge_egomd]

(289) Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pantsless. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.

[dublinbrogue]

I didn't pay the insurance so watch for cops. Otherwise, let your aim be true.

Glinda

[itwasrhetorical]

How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do, what to do?

[dublinbrogue]

I was curious if the lack of gravity made it better or worse.

[huge_egomd]

I don't know. One minute we were talking about the effect of weightlessness on the human body and the next we were talking about blow jobs. Seemed logical at the time.

[to_this_end]

I'm not an astronaut. There is no lack of gravity. I imagine any physical activity is mostly the same as it would be surface-side.

[dublinbrogue]

I thought you said you were on a space ship. I feel let down here.

[to_this_end]

A spaceship far beyond anything NASA ever made, built by highly advanced aliens who intended a full crew to live out their lives aboard said spaceship. A lack of gravity would make that exceptionally difficult.

[to_this_end]

I can assure you, if you were experiencing weightlessness, sexual activity would be the last thing on your mind.

[nott_caine]

I am not sure that's the warm and fuzzy feeling you are having right now

[nott_caine]

Took out one with skinny jeans and a scarf around his neck! 10 points!

[ishouldcarewhyexactly]

Please tell me it's at least good alcohol. I would totally vouch for that medical practice if it is.

Mary

[ishouldcarewhyexactly]

You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.

[dublinbrogue]

Oh, well that makes a difference. So blow job question is void.

[dublinbrogue]

Well maybe not, pretty sure I know what that feeling is. Still, the mystery alcohol has pretty nice burn all the same.

[dublinbrogue]

Colt 45 chased with room temperature Jameson. One may be low rent but the other's good enough to make up for it.