texts from last night.

[dublinbrogue]

The texts from last night.

What the hell happened last night? I don't know and I don't think you do either.

one ➝ Make threads with your characters. Leave it blank or comment with a TFLN.
two ➝ Stuff happens. AKA people respond to you.
three ➝ You can make them up or string together some actual TFLNs.
four ➝ Always drink responsibly. In the future, of course.


What the hell happened last night? I don't know and I don't think you do either.

Comments

[ishouldcarewhyexactly]

Please tell me it's at least good alcohol. I would totally vouch for that medical practice if it is.

[dublinbrogue]

Colt 45 chased with room temperature Jameson. One may be low rent but the other's good enough to make up for it.

[ishouldcarewhyexactly]

Hey, I'd take it.

[dublinbrogue]

Ever had poprocks and whiskey? Now theres a party.

[ishouldcarewhyexactly]

I really prefer the kind that's in my pants.

[dublinbrogue]

I would have to agree, those tend to be the best parties. Generally those have a VIP list and I'm a bit low rent to make the cut.

[ishouldcarewhyexactly]

Sucks to be you, my friend.

[dublinbrogue]

Eternally friendzoned, but hell I still get to hang with the VIPs so it's not all that bad.

[ishouldcarewhyexactly]

You really need to up your game.

[dublinbrogue]

Nah, I like where I am. It keeps my expectations low.

[ishouldcarewhyexactly]

Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.

[dublinbrogue]

What the hell's Glitter? I'm trying to get the game to come in clear.

[ishouldcarewhyexactly]

That's almost as sad. Really. Masculinity. Up it a bit.

[dublinbrogue]

How does having shitty reception durring the Padre's game lower my masculinity?

[ishouldcarewhyexactly]

It makes it sound like you're trying too hard... when obviously you're still failing.