The TOS Phone Hell Meme

[somepartsbroken]

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#1: Texts From Last Night
#2: Damn you, Autocorrect
#3: Recipient Misfire
#4: Mix & Match
#5: Wildcard


Option One:
Texts From Last Night
You know the drill: RNG, or pick one that tickles your fancy. Post blank and let others text you about their night, or send out a mass text for anyone to reply to by posting a TFLN when you tag the post.

Option Two:
Damn You Autocorrect
We've all done it. Either sit and wait for other people's mistakes to come to you with a blank tag, or take the bull by the horns and make the first move mistake by posting an autocorrect error when you tag the post.

Option Three:
Recipient Misfire
It's just so easy to hit the wrong name in your phone, isn't it? Embarrassment city! ...But is that better or worse than manually inputting the number incorrectly and texting a complete stranger by mistake?

Option Four:
Mix & Match!
Let autocorrect fuck up the TFLN you're sending to the wrong person. Go nuts!

Option Five:
Do Whatever The Fuck You Want
You know what, if none of these ideas are good enough for you, your ass can come up with something else. I don't even care.

[I stole this shit from Bakerstreet; Pretend the communicator somehow does text. I dont know.]

Comments

[somepartsbroken]

COME ON! I AM ALL DRESSED UP LET ME SCARE SOMEONE!

[freebitchbaby]

but seriously
that shit is depraved girl
you totes a ho now

so proud

[itwasrhetorical]

i'm not taked
i'm wearing a crown

[somepartsbroken]

....and now I question my moral's by wanting to say send a picture.

Marion

[didnotwant]

A
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.

B

I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not

[itwasrhetorical]

[The angle is questionable at best. But yes. That is definitely Glinda wearing a crown. And not a terrible lot else. But still. She looks proud of herself.]

I WON!

[abetterhappyending]

I can't understand a word of what you say but that's okay. I need your advice on what to do with Dr Rush. You've slept together correct? I need to make sure he doesn't do that again.

1/god only knows

[freebitchbaby]

aw sweetie

[somepartsbroken]

Indeed I see, and that is a VERY shiny crown. Enjoy your spoils of war.

[ he should be ashamed... he's not.]

[ka_mai]

Heat of the moment! That's today's catchphrase. I promise we'll develop code words for future incidents.

2/?

[freebitchbaby]

but no serious aw

3/?

[freebitchbaby]

you two are like adorbale fucking puppies
only human puppies

[shewhokills]

*GLARES AT THE PHONE. JUST. GLARES.*

4/5

[freebitchbaby]

but serious i'm only in it for the sex

[somepartsbroken]

See that you do. And we wont tell Young, why, because it is more fun that way.

5/5

[freebitchbaby]

find me someone else to fuck regularly and you can have him to yourself
i'll even point him toward your ample bosom to cry into
♥

[ka_mai]

Now there's a man who needs a good roll in the sheets if ever I saw one!

[somepartsbroken]

I know a few morally depraved women who might do the deed if only he was a bit more... free, I suppose is the word? My friends are amazing if you did not know.

[freebitchbaby]

orrrrrrrrrrrrr
you could hold a seminar on pimping at an advanced age

choked laughing

[abetterhappyending]

I don't know of anyone?? Can't you find someone? That only solves half of my problem anyway. The other half still very much stands.

[to_this_end]

I would make a terrible pimp. Not to mention that would indicate I DO something to attract the attention.

[freebitchbaby]

yes. but that's not the point.
i'm not the one who wants me to stop fucking a fuckbuddy
you have to replace the fuckbuddy you want me to stop fucking with a new one
or i'll keep on doing it
probably more tbh

but if you find me a replacement i can stop him wanting to fuck me
duh

[freebitchbaby]

you do.
you're a jerk.
women like jerks.
idefkw

[to_this_end]

That's ridiculous. And I'm not a 'jerk', I just don't needlessly coddle anyone.

B

[abetterhappyending]

That's not what Jesus does. God sculps the bodies and Jesus dies for their sins because they're too attractive and they bring out the devil in people. I learned this in school.