The TOS Phone Hell Meme

[somepartsbroken]

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#1: Texts From Last Night
#2: Damn you, Autocorrect
#3: Recipient Misfire
#4: Mix & Match
#5: Wildcard


Option One:
Texts From Last Night
You know the drill: RNG, or pick one that tickles your fancy. Post blank and let others text you about their night, or send out a mass text for anyone to reply to by posting a TFLN when you tag the post.

Option Two:
Damn You Autocorrect
We've all done it. Either sit and wait for other people's mistakes to come to you with a blank tag, or take the bull by the horns and make the first move mistake by posting an autocorrect error when you tag the post.

Option Three:
Recipient Misfire
It's just so easy to hit the wrong name in your phone, isn't it? Embarrassment city! ...But is that better or worse than manually inputting the number incorrectly and texting a complete stranger by mistake?

Option Four:
Mix & Match!
Let autocorrect fuck up the TFLN you're sending to the wrong person. Go nuts!

Option Five:
Do Whatever The Fuck You Want
You know what, if none of these ideas are good enough for you, your ass can come up with something else. I don't even care.

[I stole this shit from Bakerstreet; Pretend the communicator somehow does text. I dont know.]

Comments

[didnotwant]

Yet you're attractive to some of us. Like how if "Man I feel like a Woman" is played all the ladies want to dance.

Cat nip.

[to_this_end]

That is a ridiculous comparison. You're all mad. Aren't there any men under the age of forty here?</tt?

[didnotwant]

I've gotten into the scotch. You are lucky I am not responding in chemical formulas. I did that once.

Thank god I was dating a fellow science major. He cut me off and sent me to bed.

[alphaophiuchi]

go scare Kurt

Herc Hansen

[oldmanstriker]

[TFLN Option]

1. you slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.

2. i spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming i'd changed spieces

3. who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive

[alphaophiuchi]

yes

though I'd prefer to use the phrase 'ice queen'

[to_this_end]

At least you have good taste in alcohol.

Though if you chose to respond in that manner, I WOULD understand you.

[punch_it]

you're about a year late. i developed morals.

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[eclipse_of_time]

That IS a very handy storage space.

[somepartsbroken]

He tried to burn me alive last time.

[brains_before_bullets]

am i giving you ideas, or should i not ask?

Chuck Hansen | Pacific Rim

[suicidemission]

a; i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled 'dibs!'

b; i just found out my mom named me after her fake ID in college

[didnotwant]

I have a very high tolerance so if I'm to drink it should taste good. Wine is too sweet, frequently. I prefer the way scotch tastes.

That is good to know. I'm unlikely to do that right now. I'm not at the giggly stage yet.

[eclipse_of_time]

You say that as though I haven't utilized it already! Very handy, when pockets aren't available.

[brains_before_bullets]

only for small things, i'd imagine.

[eclipse_of_time]

You'd be rather surprised what a well endowed woman can fit in her bosoms.

[oldmanstriker]

your mother and i are so proud

[brains_before_bullets]

yeah? perhaps you'd like to enlighten me.

[suicidemission]

fuckin ridiculous

[colunderfire]

wonderful. Well, I can't help you.

[oldmanstriker]

i thought you liked being noticed.

a

[brains_before_bullets]

we needed another guy.

[eclipse_of_time]

Goodness, I've stashed everything from pens to bottles to small animals!

[brains_before_bullets]

i bet the animals were honored.

[abetterhappyending]

Why am I upsetting you?