The TOS Phone Hell Meme

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#1: Texts From Last Night
#2: Damn you, Autocorrect
#3: Recipient Misfire
#4: Mix & Match
#5: Wildcard


Option One:
Texts From Last Night
You know the drill: RNG, or pick one that tickles your fancy. Post blank and let others text you about their night, or send out a mass text for anyone to reply to by posting a TFLN when you tag the post.

Option Two:
Damn You Autocorrect
We've all done it. Either sit and wait for other people's mistakes to come to you with a blank tag, or take the bull by the horns and make the first move mistake by posting an autocorrect error when you tag the post.

Option Three:
Recipient Misfire
It's just so easy to hit the wrong name in your phone, isn't it? Embarrassment city! ...But is that better or worse than manually inputting the number incorrectly and texting a complete stranger by mistake?

Option Four:
Mix & Match!
Let autocorrect fuck up the TFLN you're sending to the wrong person. Go nuts!

Option Five:
Do Whatever The Fuck You Want
You know what, if none of these ideas are good enough for you, your ass can come up with something else. I don't even care.

[I stole this shit from Bakerstreet; Pretend the communicator somehow does text. I dont know.]

Comments

[alphaophiuchi]

See, that's the point in time where you just smile and nod and agree to whatever she says.

[truealphascott]

...

But I don't have a tail. Why would I want her thinking I have a tail?

[alphaophiuchi]

Who cares if you have a tail or not?

Wait. Was she hot?

[truealphascott]

Obviously she did! And yeah, she was hot.

[alphaophiuchi]

If she's hot, then you tell her whatever she wants to hear. You know why? Because it gets you laid.

[truealphascott]

But then she might go around telling people I have a tail.

[alphaophiuchi]

Which might get you laid again.

Are you actually complaining?

[truealphascott]

[Okay he was really conflicted with this.]

She'd find out I don't have a tail though?

[alphaophiuchi]

So pretend. I'm sure she'll be just as into that.

[truealphascott]

Really? So it wasn't literal?

[alphaophiuchi]

I sincerely doubt it. Most people don't mean things like that literally.

[truealphascott]

Crap. Well, I'm not very experienced trying to pick up girls.

[alphaophiuchi]

Oh, thank you for clearing that up. I hadn't the slightest.

[truealphascott]

I didn't have to until Allison and I broke up.

[alphaophiuchi]

Maybe you should drink more and see if you can't just topple into bed with someone. Works for me most of the time.

[truealphascott]

I'm seventeen, I'm not legal yet.

[alphaophiuchi]

I was legal when I was seventeen.

[truealphascott]

Really? You aren't from California then.

[alphaophiuchi]

No, I'm from Wizarding London and the surrounding area.

[truealphascott]

Wizarding London? Is that a suburb of regular London?

[alphaophiuchi]

No, it's definitely not.

[truealphascott]

Where is it?

[He was thoroughly confused again. Thanks Draco.]

[alphaophiuchi]

London. Hidden behind a few convenient walls.

[truealphascott]

What? How's that?

[alphaophiuchi]

What part of 'Wizarding' did you miss?

Magic, obviously.