Texts from Thuriaz

[reverseinterrogation]

What the hell happened last night? I don't know and I don't think you do either.

1. Make threads with your characters. Leave it blank or comment with a TFLN.
2. Stuff happens. AKA people respond to you.
3. You can make them up or string together some actual TFLNs.
4. Always drink responsibly. In the future, of course.

Comments

[punchedaklingon]

do u know were the saw is then

texting one hand is hard

1/2

[advancedbosoms]

gross! not sawing ur hand off.

2/2

[advancedbosoms]

[Moment later:]

not what u meant is it?

Re: 2/2

[punchedaklingon]

saw the cuffs not the girl!

plz hurry up. frgot to lock door. don't want rory t see me naked.

[advancedbosoms]

why? u look good

[punchedaklingon]

lst time i ever take advice frm u

[advancedbosoms]

shut up my advice is the best

unless someone comes along to spank u

don't let anyone spank u that is my next good piece of advice

[punchedaklingon]

cordelia i swear to god if someone spanks me i'm going to find you and shove those curling irons where the sun dont shine

[advancedbosoms]

...like alaska?

[punchedaklingon]

ok so i'll smash it out the window but the point stands

[unflagging]

Hey forgot my jacket. Coming back to the room real quick. Plz don't be decent.

[punchedaklingon]

[Oh shit.]

p sure it's downstairs. no need to come up. at all.

[unflagging]

um ok except that it's on my bed?

[punchedaklingon]

but the thing is u def can't come in the room rn. at all.

[unflagging]

ok but y?

[punchedaklingon]

because i don't want u to spank me

[unflagging]

[What you don't see here is how it took him several minutes before he could answer: he was just laughing too damn hard.]

Pasha? U ok?

[punchedaklingon]

fine. just a little tied up at the moment.

[Gallows humour. Apparently also a Russian invention.]

[unflagging]

bummer.

[punchedaklingon]

that's one word for this situation

btw, if you see cordelia tell her to hurry her ass up