Texts from Thuriaz

[reverseinterrogation]

What the hell happened last night? I don't know and I don't think you do either.

1. Make threads with your characters. Leave it blank or comment with a TFLN.
2. Stuff happens. AKA people respond to you.
3. You can make them up or string together some actual TFLNs.
4. Always drink responsibly. In the future, of course.

Comments

[huge_egomd]

(626)Just got out of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why

[eclipse_of_time]

Could you please put your pants on?

[huge_egomd]

Could. Won't

[eclipse_of_time]

And why not? It isn't THAT impressive.

[huge_egomd]

You only say that 'cause you haven't seen it in action

[eclipse_of_time]

Next you're going to be telling me it's cold.

[huge_egomd]

Nope, just lazy. If it was cold, I'd put my pants on

[eclipse_of_time]

Well. At least you don't believe in false advertising, I suppose. But really...]

[huge_egomd]

Nope, I'm pretty upfront with all my faults

...my dick not being one of them

[eclipse_of_time]

I can't trust a biased opinion, you realize..

[huge_egomd]

...is that a come on?

[eclipse_of_time]

It certainly reads as one, doesn't it?

[oregoniandionysus]

Aww. don't be so hard on yourself.

[huge_egomd]

Hard really isn't the operative word at the moment.

[unflagging]

Maybe they'll take you up on that offer.

[huge_egomd]

They'd be the first.

[funnythingsare]

Right on, man. We all care.

[huge_egomd]

Tell me you haven't flashed your neighbors once or twice.

[funnythingsare]

If I had neighbors, yes. Do unwanted roommates count?

[huge_egomd]

Close, but not as impressive as flashing the neighborhood

[funnythingsare]

I've never had any neighbors. Though all my walls are glass, so...

[huge_egomd]

So you're flashing the birds instead? Careful--one of them might think he's just seen lunch.

[andthenbriarrose]

none of us want to be seeing this!!

[huge_egomd]

You sure about that?

[andthenbriarrose]

yes i am QUITE sure. i know i certainly don't.