outofshadows | Texts from Thuriaz

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Texts from Thuriaz

What the hell happened last night? I don't know and I don't think you do either.

1. Make threads with your characters. Leave it blank or comment with a TFLN.
2. Stuff happens. AKA people respond to you.
3. You can make them up or string together some actual TFLNs.
4. Always drink responsibly. In the future, of course.

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Could you please put your pants on?

Could. Won't

And why not? It isn't THAT impressive.

You only say that 'cause you haven't seen it in action

Next you're going to be telling me it's cold.

Nope, just lazy. If it was cold, I'd put my pants on

Well. At least you don't believe in false advertising, I suppose. But really...]

Nope, I'm pretty upfront with all my faults ...my dick not being one of them

I can't trust a biased opinion, you realize..

...is that a come on?

It certainly reads as one, doesn't it?

It does, but the question remains. Most women don't flirt with naked men standing in the window. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

And whatever makes you think I'm most women?

I'm considering the possibility you aren't, but you realize I can't trust a biased opinion.

And whose CAN you trust? Regardless, we must always be open to ALL possibilities.

Mine, of course. That's the only opinion that matters. And why must we? Just because something's possible, doesn't mean it's probable.

Because million to one chances come along more often than you'd think.

Yep, and they thumb their noses at me as they pass by.

Every dog has his day, Dr. House.

Woof

You remind me of my husband.

He was an untrained mutt, too?

Yes he was. Very much so. He drank and swore like a sailor.

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