texts from last night.

[dublinbrogue]

The texts from last night.

What the hell happened last night? I don't know and I don't think you do either.

one ➝ Make threads with your characters. Leave it blank or comment with a TFLN.
two ➝ Stuff happens. AKA people respond to you.
three ➝ You can make them up or string together some actual TFLNs.
four ➝ Always drink responsibly. In the future, of course.


What the hell happened last night? I don't know and I don't think you do either.

Comments

[to_this_end]

How in the world did we start talking about blow jobs in space?

[dublinbrogue]

I was curious if the lack of gravity made it better or worse.

[to_this_end]

I'm not an astronaut. There is no lack of gravity. I imagine any physical activity is mostly the same as it would be surface-side.

[dublinbrogue]

I thought you said you were on a space ship. I feel let down here.

[to_this_end]

A spaceship far beyond anything NASA ever made, built by highly advanced aliens who intended a full crew to live out their lives aboard said spaceship. A lack of gravity would make that exceptionally difficult.

[dublinbrogue]

Oh, well that makes a difference. So blow job question is void.

[to_this_end]

It may well be void altogether. Recent studies on the subject have proven that any form of sexual contact in zero gravity conditions would be remarkably difficult to achieve, considering the laws of physics.

[dublinbrogue]

So what your sayin' is its impossible anyway?

[to_this_end]

Near enough, yes. With our current level of technology. Special suits and attachments are required for even the most basic of sexual contact.

[dublinbrogue]

That'd be mighty embarrassing to ask for.

[huge_egomd]

I don't know. One minute we were talking about the effect of weightlessness on the human body and the next we were talking about blow jobs. Seemed logical at the time.

[to_this_end]

I can assure you, if you were experiencing weightlessness, sexual activity would be the last thing on your mind.

[huge_egomd]

Maybe it would be the last thing on your mind--which is sad, btw--but I can assure you it would be the first thing on mine.

[to_this_end]

Then you clearly don't grasp the actual physics of zero gravity. The number of special apparati required...

[huge_egomd]

Special apparati...for blowjobs?

[to_this_end]

In a weightless environment. Special suits, attachments, all of it. And oral sex wouldn't be feasible anyway.

[huge_egomd]

What have you been smoking? And if you haven't, you should start.

Look, there might have to be some adjustments made--I do like the idea of 'attachments' btw--but it's not impossible.

[to_this_end]

Cigarettes by the pack full. I don't think there are any desperate college students around, peddling anything else.

They've done studies on this. Attempts have been made. I'm sorry, but the very laws of nature refute you. You will never receive oral sex in a weightless environment.

[huge_egomd]

That explains a lot. Nicotine's a vasoconstrictor, you know. You're probably not getting enough bloodflow to get it up. A blowjob's probably out of the question.


The laws of nature have never stopped me before.

[to_this_end]

While I appreciate your concern, I assure you I have no trouble in that department.

The laws of nature stop everyone, eventually.

[huge_egomd]

And I assure you your assurances are meaningless.

Probably, but until that eventuality, I intend to have fun. Naked. In space.

[to_this_end]

There is absolutely nothing stopping you from being naked in space.

Assuming you're on a pressurized craft.

[huge_egomd]

Well, I wasn't planning to go spacewalking in the all-together. That would just be stupid.