texts from last night.

[dublinbrogue]

The texts from last night.

What the hell happened last night? I don't know and I don't think you do either.

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two ➝ Stuff happens. AKA people respond to you.
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four ➝ Always drink responsibly. In the future, of course.


What the hell happened last night? I don't know and I don't think you do either.

Comments

House

[huge_egomd]

(289) Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pantsless. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.

[eclipse_of_time]

Pants are such a silly garment, anyway. Why does anyone bother with them?

[huge_egomd]

Beats me. I mean, I can think of a few situations in which pants would be a good thing but otherwise, a little fresh air and sunshine would do a body good.

[eclipse_of_time]

Precisely! More men should wear kilts, I think.

[huge_egomd]

Kilts are quite dashing, I'll give you that. But all that wool? It's hot and itchy and you have to constantly worry about moth attacks.

Togas, on the other hand....

[ishouldcarewhyexactly]

I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.

[huge_egomd]

Fortunately, I also have a key to my house and less than no shame.

[ishouldcarewhyexactly]

Does that mean you'll be joining me?

[huge_egomd]

I'll be there before you know it.


...Wait, this isn't some kind of trick, is it?

[ishouldcarewhyexactly]

What, you mean did I fill your hot tub with naked men in bikinis or tomato soup? No.

[huge_egomd]

Tomato soup? Really?

Whatever. I'm on my way. Just have to grab my rubber duckie.

[ishouldcarewhyexactly]

Uncondensed. It would be really disgusting.