texts from last night.

[dublinbrogue]

The texts from last night.

What the hell happened last night? I don't know and I don't think you do either.

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four ➝ Always drink responsibly. In the future, of course.


What the hell happened last night? I don't know and I don't think you do either.

Comments

[huge_egomd]

Maybe it would be the last thing on your mind--which is sad, btw--but I can assure you it would be the first thing on mine.

[to_this_end]

Then you clearly don't grasp the actual physics of zero gravity. The number of special apparati required...

[huge_egomd]

Special apparati...for blowjobs?

[to_this_end]

In a weightless environment. Special suits, attachments, all of it. And oral sex wouldn't be feasible anyway.

[huge_egomd]

What have you been smoking? And if you haven't, you should start.

Look, there might have to be some adjustments made--I do like the idea of 'attachments' btw--but it's not impossible.

[to_this_end]

Cigarettes by the pack full. I don't think there are any desperate college students around, peddling anything else.

They've done studies on this. Attempts have been made. I'm sorry, but the very laws of nature refute you. You will never receive oral sex in a weightless environment.

[huge_egomd]

That explains a lot. Nicotine's a vasoconstrictor, you know. You're probably not getting enough bloodflow to get it up. A blowjob's probably out of the question.


The laws of nature have never stopped me before.

[to_this_end]

While I appreciate your concern, I assure you I have no trouble in that department.

The laws of nature stop everyone, eventually.

[huge_egomd]

And I assure you your assurances are meaningless.

Probably, but until that eventuality, I intend to have fun. Naked. In space.

[to_this_end]

There is absolutely nothing stopping you from being naked in space.

Assuming you're on a pressurized craft.

[huge_egomd]

Well, I wasn't planning to go spacewalking in the all-together. That would just be stupid.