The TOS Phone Hell Meme

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#1: Texts From Last Night
#2: Damn you, Autocorrect
#3: Recipient Misfire
#4: Mix & Match
#5: Wildcard


Option One:
Texts From Last Night
You know the drill: RNG, or pick one that tickles your fancy. Post blank and let others text you about their night, or send out a mass text for anyone to reply to by posting a TFLN when you tag the post.

Option Two:
Damn You Autocorrect
We've all done it. Either sit and wait for other people's mistakes to come to you with a blank tag, or take the bull by the horns and make the first move mistake by posting an autocorrect error when you tag the post.

Option Three:
Recipient Misfire
It's just so easy to hit the wrong name in your phone, isn't it? Embarrassment city! ...But is that better or worse than manually inputting the number incorrectly and texting a complete stranger by mistake?

Option Four:
Mix & Match!
Let autocorrect fuck up the TFLN you're sending to the wrong person. Go nuts!

Option Five:
Do Whatever The Fuck You Want
You know what, if none of these ideas are good enough for you, your ass can come up with something else. I don't even care.

[I stole this shit from Bakerstreet; Pretend the communicator somehow does text. I dont know.]

Comments

Scott McCall | Teen Wolf

[truealphascott]

[ooc: Sorry I haven't apped him just yet, but he's coming people. I swear!]

She said she wanted to pull my tail and then looked really weirded out when I told her I didn't have one.

I think I missed something.

[alphaophiuchi]

See, that's the point in time where you just smile and nod and agree to whatever she says.

[truealphascott]

...

But I don't have a tail. Why would I want her thinking I have a tail?

[alphaophiuchi]

Who cares if you have a tail or not?

Wait. Was she hot?

[truealphascott]

Obviously she did! And yeah, she was hot.

[alphaophiuchi]

If she's hot, then you tell her whatever she wants to hear. You know why? Because it gets you laid.

[truealphascott]

But then she might go around telling people I have a tail.

[didnotwant]

I think she was talking about your junk.

[truealphascott]

That's a really confusing statement for a werewolf.

A wild Eliot appears, or, hiatus doesn't count for memes. Pick one!

[oregoniandionysus]

[tfln 1]
I don't even have pants on and you think I have an agenda.

[tfln 2]
He said I gave him the best head he'd ever had.
I bowed.

[tfln 3]
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes

3.

[gruesome]

can you see winds?

Re: 3.

[oregoniandionysus]

Don't know. Light hurts too. I'm squinting at the phone.

Can't handle it like I used to

[gruesome]

look at it through cloth. it helps very much.

[oregoniandionysus]

Oh yes. You'd know wouldn't you?

Thanks

Nina Williams

[lethalheels]

i almost forgot to put out my cigarette before going down on her

[alphaophiuchi]

That would have been horrifying. I feel bad for the poor girl, honestly.

[lethalheels]

how i long for a masochist

[alphaophiuchi]

Do they have to be female?

[lethalheels]

send me in your resume boy we'll see if you've got the credentials

[alphaophiuchi]

Are there extensive pre-requisites? I might have some of them, at least. I don't want to embarrass myself, though.

[artistwithasickness]

Gives the name firecrotch a whole new meaning.

[lethalheels]

let me tell you, sweetheart. she was smokin' [ ahahahaha whew. so funny when drunk yet so stupid. ]

[artistwithasickness]

Significantly more funny in a literal sense, was she blonde?

[lethalheels]

well it was suppose to be literal but you know how things go some times.

God no, she was a red head.

[artistwithasickness]

Mm, the wonderful scent of burnt pubes. And no, I don't.