Intro-y introduction thing!

[standsonhigh]

Greetings!

I'm Monkie and this is The Master from Doctor Who. He's a real charmer, you know? In case you haven't guessed by his name, he's somewhat of an egotistical, self centered and all round evil Time Lord. Just flip the Doctor around and you've got the vague gist. His hobbies include total destruction, decimation and messing up all the Doctor's things. Or the things of anyone who happens to stand for truth, justice and, like, saving kitties from trees. He's also allergic to forgiveness and love. Just the guy everyone wants to meet, right? -- Right?

He's coming in just after the Last of the Time Lords, back to life and ready to be an eternal and neverending pest once more. For anyone who wants to know it or add it, my plurk is aloneattheblitz and I'm more than happy for plotting or rambling. Welp, I'll be seeing you all about the place eventually. Looking forward to it!

New player!

[demolitions]

Hello hello! I'm Cala and I'm totally new here! I come bearing an erudite, stylish, hillbilly criminal - namely one Boyd Crowder from the TV show Justified. If you're unfamiliar with the canon, it's a show about Kentucky-native Deputy U.S. Marshal Raylan Givens who wears a cowboy hat and gets laid a lot when he's not shooting fugitives while charming them with witty repartee. He and Boyd both grew up in Harlan and dug coal together as teenagers, which gives them kind of a bond even though they're on opposite sides of the law these days, and a lot of the show's focus is on how similar the two characters are despite their different choices and the way society views them.

Justified in Five Minutes, basically:

"Justified - Harlan County Line" (Watch on YouTube)

As for Boyd, he's had a very uh, explosive career, starting the series as a pseudo-Neo-Nazi who blows up targets with a rocket launcher, then after a near-death experience, finds God and becomes a religious vigilante; switching to blowing up meth labs with a rocket launcher, then loses God, waffles around for a while before eventually deciding to go back to a life of crime, only very ambiguously, sort of half-good guy/half-bad guy. His info is here. IT'S COMPLICATED. I'm pulling him from early-ish in S3, when he's just beginning to seriously build his tiny shit-kicker criminal empire. He's charming, personable, polite and talks a lot, using lots of big words. Also, he has really nice teeth. He's actually kind of honorable as far as murderous drug-runners go, so you can totally believe him when he says:



...maybe.

I can be found on plurk at deadscorpy, feel free to add. I'm very excited to be here!